In case you're wondering what "annoying singing animatrons" is all about...I'm talking about those crap ass annoying robots on the It's A Small World ride in Disney World. What the hell does that have to do with anything you ask? Well, I'm going to tell you.
Remember the chick I told you about oh, one or two entries ago? Hot little brunette thing named Ryan? Well, she's getting married soon. Turns out her boyfriend James had been planning on proposing to her for weeks, but just didn't know how to do it. So when he found out she was pregnant, it gave him the courage to finally pop the question. So now, after getting roped into being a bridesmaid, I have to help her plan the wedding.
Today's adventure involved picking out her wedding cake. Morning sickness is kicking her ass quite severely, so she can't even stand the smell of wedding cake let alone taste it (aww, poor baby). Therefore, I was the official cake taster. I picked out a damn good almond flavored cake, and I needed to stop by my dad's office before we headed back to my house. When we pull up in front of his office she says "oh, this is my ob-gyn's office". I think nothing of it of course because I automatically assume she's talking about my dad's partner or something.
She had to go to the bathroom so she went in with me, and it just so happens my dad was in the waiting room at the very moment we walk in. So he says "Hey Ryan, is something wrong? Your appointment isn't until Friday." She explains that she's fine, and that she's just there with a friend (that would be me). It takes me a minute to process and realize that my dad is my makeout chicks ob-gyn...and when it finally hits me I have a major Cordelia Chase-esque eww moment.
My poor innocent brain is too young to have to deal with weirdness of this magnitude. My dad has to touch my friend's bathing suit parts (c) Huntress (Birds of Prey) on a regular basis. Did I say ewww already? I guess it really is a small world. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some major repressing to do.
1:39 a.m. - 2004-11-16
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