The one thing I fear more than any member of the Phylum Arthropoda...more than cheap shoes...more than the end of the Sci-Fi channel...the one thing I fear more than all of that is fucking mildew. Mildew is the most disgusting shit alive.
My husband and I had to stop by his brother's house today, and of course my son picked that moment to start playing trampoline with mommy's bladder. I go into the bathroom and he has the shower door open...then I see it...fucking mildew...everywhere. I don't think you understand how I really feel about mildew. I'll rip the lungs out of a fetal pig with no hesitation, but show me some mildew and I'm likely to throw up my intestines.
I don't understand, he has a maid, how the fuck does he have mildew? Why is he paying her if she can't get the fucking mildew out? Why hasn't he torn down the bathroom and just rebuilt then?
But anyway, I managed to repress the urge to purge long enough to haul ass out of there. I grabbed the keys, and the husband, and made him drive me 30 minutes back to our house so I could use my nice mildew free bathroom...and I think my kidneys failed in the process. Why not just stop to use a public bathroom you ask? Because that's one notch below mildew.
Fuck you mildew, fuck you.
11:29 p.m. - 2004-12-13
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