I thought that when I divorced the ex-husband I automatically divorced his relatives too, but I guess not. His mother calls me out of nowhere today (which makes me wonder who she paid to get my number) and says she wants to come over and see Jacen...the grandchild she hasn't really given a shit about unless it was to fuck with me. She said she had a christmas present for her (am I crazy or was christmas like a month ago?). I wanted to say know, but she knew I was on bedrest so I couldn't really make up an excuse...so I reluctantly agreed.
Now, Jacen doesn't like people. If she doesn't know you, she's not coming within 30 feet of you...and she doesn't know this woman at all. So she comes over and she's all "Hi baby, give your grandma a hug"...Jacen's just standing there giving her the eww face like who the hell are you lady? Then she says "my grandma's name is Angie (that's my mother)" and runs over and clings to me for dear life. I had to fake cough so I wouldn't laugh. I told Jacen she was her daddy's mother, but she was unimpressed to say the least.
So anyway, she gives Jacen the present (which I had to beg her to take)...and J opens it and looks at it very strangely. It was one of those lawnmower/walker deals. So J is staring at it, then she says "this is for babies, is it for Caden?" (my son who won't make an appearance until April). I explained it was for her and made her say thank you. I know my face had to be bright red, I was trying so hard not to crack up. I guess she felt awkward at that point because she said she had to get going. She obviously hadn't learned her lesson yet because she came over to give J a kiss (which she dodged) and J whispers to me "Mommy, that lady's crazy, she smells funny. Why does she smell like that?"...but she hasn't quite mastered the art of whispering, so dear old ex-mother-in-law heard it. I'm sorry (not really), but I had to laugh.
That's what she gets. That's what happens when you don't even bother to call your own grandchild and say "hey, how are you?" or anything so she doesn't even know your voice. The girl is 2 not 2 months, the fuck is she going to do with that walker shit? She's damn near 3, she's been walking for 2 years. I wonder if my husband said something to her when he let her in, this is the first time she hasn't shown her ass around me.
3:02 a.m. - 2005-01-15
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